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horse chestnut trees showing infestation

Horse chestnut leaf miners seem to have mined pretty much every horse chestnut leaf in west London this summer. While out and about yesterday I didn't see one horse chestnut without foliage already brown and wrinkled, even while all other deciduous trees are still in full leaf.

What with bleeding canker to deal with too, horse chestnuts are really starting to struggle, it seems. Are they going the same way as the elm?

enjoy the view
First port of call on my current trip to Holland was a grower located in a polder, or reclaimed land below sea level, which was drained in the 1960s. The resulting landscape is striking for being entirely man-made - every tree from a nursery, every watercourse drawn by ruler and compass. But in Holland this fits right in, as that's what most of the rest of the country looks like too.

You'd think it would drive the Dutch to cut loose a little when designing their own space, but not a bit of it. The naturalistic look is anathema, with gardens being uniformly fussy and with nary a leaf out of place. Dutch commercial horticulture is now slowly coming round to the idea of leaving a little room for wildlife, but it has clearly yet to occur to the country's gardeners.

I need to stay in and watch TV more. No sooner do I come up with my cunning plan for garden design-themed TV confrontation than I discover five has beaten me to it - sort of.
 
I Own Britain's Best Home & Garden, presented by lavishly coiffured Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, has a panel, made up of garden designer Anne Wareham, Landform Consultants director Mark Gregory, and author Laetitia Maklouf, rate three very different gardens, each contesting for the titular brag (the "Home &" seems redundant).
 
Last night's episode was won by a ballsy Hampshire lady who rebuffed Wareham's jibe that her plant palette was "a bit limited" - but that was about as heated as it got.

what you lookin at?I arrived back last night to discover odd dark odourless pellets like large peppercorns dotted around our first floor flat, leading to chocolate biscuit packet (though curiously, not its contents) in a somewhat chewed state on the living room table. Google Images suggested (mercifully) a grey squirrel rather than a rat was the likely culprit.
 
G/f was still a bit grossed out, but I rather admired the little fella's chutzpah, as well as its deftness at not knocking over the windowsill plantpots, or anything else on its way (flat not terribly tidy). And possibly its cunning too - had it first worked out the coast was clear, or just taken a chance?
 
They certainly show little fear - a bike ride through nearby Brompton Cemetery (however cautious!) is always enlivened by the not inconsiderable risk of squashing the critters. Perhaps population pressure is now so great there that they are being driven to desperate measures elsewhere.
 
Yet would we sentimental townies ever countenance a cull of the tree rat, however ambivalent we might feel about them? (Though I assume the "5th most popular UK animal" in this poll last month was the altogether cuter, more timid red.)

Any TV commissioning editors reading can have this one for free.

Most new TV show formats are existing formats welded together. So BBC TV's The Restaurant, whose second series kicks off tonight, is basically Dragon's Den spliced with Hell's Kitchen.
 
So why not add garden and landscape design to the mix? Four budding novice landscapers pitch their plans for a real garden or public space commission to a panel of merciless experts. The one whose idea is least obviously rubbish gets to install it for the client. But the experts are on their case all the way.
 
I think it's a winner. If it has a weakness, it's that such shows need a bit of nastiness and humiliation to keep the viewers' attention. Who would be landscaping's Gordon Ramsay?
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